Break-time

Hey sexy blog babes,

We at AATS made an unspoken pact that if Ronan started posting about musical farm objects we’d have to embark on a homicidal rampage ending with a group suicide.
Instead however we’ve decided to just put AATS to rest for a little while and come back in a few months from now all sexified and pimped out ready to fill your minds with our trash talk.
Seeing as though we have been doing this for over a year now, it wasn’t too bad an effort, especially since it has been scientifically proven that our collective attention spans last for only one entire episode of 30 Rock (and that’s only because 30 Rock is so good it’s like a TV’s orgasm).
For those of you who care about us, the reasons we’re taking an official break are as follows:
Ronan is off to Europe for a little while to experience life as a maimed gypsy-woman.
Summer has been forced to go into rehab for her serious addiction to Grizzly Bear, followed by a short stint in a psychiatric ward for admitting to like Lady Gaga (don’t worry folks, her shock treatment will not be as painful as listening to ‘Love Game’).
And I am off to America to buy a gun (because I’m not allowed to do that in Australia) and then off to Canada to get drunk (because I’m not allowed to do that in America).
So sit back, relax (like this fine fellow below us) and we’ll see you very soon.




Catch yer’ later fuckerzzz


Lucy