
I apologize in advance if this is kinda sloppy even though this weekend I actually don’t have the pathetic excuse of being hung-over to justify such a slack and simply lazy blog-post, but oh well lazy is whatcha’ get when you have worked 6 days this week (I know, I’ve sold out) and you’re allowed to be slack when you can boast to spending your Saturday nights in as a productive manner as I did (which consisted of helping a friend fit a condom over his head so he could blow it up using their his= kinda like a conehead).
But anyway enough of my vulgar spare-time activities, the reason of this post is to say that my predictions for 2009 are that the year is in musical terms, gonna be pretty fucking awesome. I’m basing this assumption on pretty much the fact that in the past 2 weeks or so, 2 of my favorite artists have both released pretty kick-arse (for those American readers,our word ‘arse’ is the Aussie equivalent of ‘ass’ just so you dodn’t get too confused ha) records, those being Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Working On A Dream’ and Lily Allen’s ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’. Both have copped a bit of shit by reviewers, which I think is mainly rather unjustified (however my view could be severely of the rose-tinted glasses syndrome as these two would have to seriously fuck-up to do any wrong in my books).
Seeing as though I was email/messaging Summer the other day in bullet point form, no reason ‘just ‘cause’ I think I’ll continue in that fashion and give you a little run-down of these 2 albums that have made February pretty great thus far:
Bruce Springsteen- ‘Working On A Dream’
+ Been hailed as a bit of a campaign record by reviewers, yeah I see that, the name is kinda obvious to begin with, but Obama won, so he’s allowed to flaunt it a little.
+ Full of good ol’ Springsteen rock n roll, which everyone needs a little of in their life however there is a sound he’s bringing to this album that’s so fresh you have to do a double take on a few tracks to check it really is The Boss.
+ Bonus ‘making of’ DVD shows that even at almost 60 years of age he’s still pretty damn sexy.
+ Track ‘Queen of the Supermarket’= about falling in love with a checkout chick (more charmingly known as a ‘swiper slut’), does Bruce really go to the supermarket? Oh well, this track does teeter on the verge of corny, but it gives hope to all those poor lonely swiper sluts out there that one day a filthy rich rockstar may one day fall for you and your grocery bag-arranging skills.
+ The only thing that shits me about this record is that the cover is a weird shape, too big to put with my CD’s and too small for the DVD’s, which really just fucks up my little alphabetizing system I had going on. Apart from that; I’m all smiles and thumbs up.
Lily Allen- It’s Not Me It’s You
+ Oh I don’t even know where to start with this record, I honestly think it’s one of the most important pop releases in years! Lily is just so cool, and funny and smart I think I wanna be her.
+ The track ‘Fuck you’ sounds like the sweetest little ditty, but underneath it’s actually got some of the angriest and most spiteful lyrics I’ve read in a long time, being able to make unsuspecting listeners innocently whistle along to such lyrics is pure sarcasm and genius at it’s best.
+ The track ‘The Fear’ is charting all over the world, and is the prefect remedy to chart music and trashy pop culture; watching it do so well is almost like satire.
+ Even though Lily can stick it to the Politicians (Fuck You) and over-affluent culture (The Fear) she can still write about bad sex (Not Fair), with lyrics like: ‘Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed, I’m feeling pretty dan hard done by, I spend ages giving head’ being sung with the cutest vocals and sweetest innocent music, it’s so perfectly sarcastic and strange; that’s what good pop music should be all about
But anyway with there being a Tegan and Sara release sometime this year, a new Flight of the Conchords season (and hopefully album) and the disappearance/ fade away of the once great but ear-bleedingly overplayed MGMT’s ‘Electric Feel’ and Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex On Fire’, oh 2009; it’s a good year to work in a record store.
Lily Allen- F--k YouBruce Springsteen- Queen of the Supermarket-Lucy
Also I don’t really care how soppy or lame it sounds but I just wanted to dedicate this post to those 108 (and counting) people who have lost their lives in the Victorian (Victoria is a state of Australia, my foreign friends) bushfires over the past couple of days, also to all those 700+ people who have lost relatives, friends, pets and houses our hearts go out to you all.